# 1999/4/27 #===================# # Truth in LaLaLand # #===================# Welcome to LaLaLand. A La is a linguistic animal that directly perceives reality in the form of a linguistic statement. There are three species of Las: Northern La, Central La and Southern La. Here is an example of how the Las function. The three Las open their minds and perceive I has thirst the water has hot The Northern La conceives these facts as j'ai soif l'eau est chaude The Central La conceives these facts as I am thirsty the water is hot The Southern La conceives these facts as yo tengo sed el agua es caliente The moral of this example is: truth is perceived and conceived in many different forms.